You leave me so hot, baby... So elastic...

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newssuki

S.E.x G.O.D.S.

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- Yeah!!!

The jingling of beer bottles, clinking of glasses, loud cheers and “kampais” were heard.

- I’ve told yah – I’m best at drinking! You all suck, girls!

A huge group of young men, dressed in black jeans, leather jackets with wristlets, crosses and skulls on their hands and necks was right in the middle of a heated drinking contest. A very vivid picture.

Most of them already were on the floor, under the table, at the table with their faces in salads or in the club’s toilet, puking.

But the four of them were still competing with each other. Their faces were flushed, their throats were sore from all the alcohol drinks they had, and their heads span in wild circles. But still, they went on drinking, not giving up to each others. Those four were Nishikido Ryo, Tanaka Koki, Masuda Takahisa and Akanishi Jin, though, the last one had an advantage over the others; everybody knew that one infamous Akanishi Jin hadn’t spent half a year in L.A. for nothing.

- God, Ryo-chan… Stop it already… I don’t want to see your skinny butt bending over a toilet in our tour bus in the middle of a night… Seriously, Massu had drunk more than you anyways! But he doesn’t drool all over the place! Oh! Your saliva is on my sleeve!

- That’s because he eats food. Tegoshi helps him by giving him sausages under the table. Eating is good, though. Toilet is good too. I think I’ll visit it…

When Ryo stood up, he immediately fell back in his chair. Yamashita, or Yamapi, face palmed.

- Neh, I think I’ll hang over here for a while…

On the other side of the table another heated conversation was taking place.

- Tanaka, I’m serious. Drop that glass or else…

- What? You’ll puke all over me? Dream on, I’m taking today’s prize, you hear me?

Akanishi pursed his lips and narrowed his eyes.

- That’s war then.

That day’s official prize was a secret. Nobody knew or actually cared what would be placed on their bet. Guys were guys and they just wanted to get drunk. Get laid, if they were lucky. But not Akanishi Jin. No, he was supposed to be the first one in everything; be it a new song’s place in random music charts or the number of socks he had in his wardrobe. Always the first one. Akanishi Jin hated to lose.

That was why he had ended up agreeing on the suggestion of one Nishikido Ryo to start a drinking contest. That wasn’t just a game for him. His repute was placed at the bet. And Jin had to win. He couldn’t lose. He hadn’t such word in his vocabulary.

And at last, Yamashita got Ryo to actually listen to him and stop “being an idiot”, all the snacks were gone and Masuda couldn’t drink without food, Tanaka rushed into the toilet because “I think my mother‘s calling… I’ll talk to her… In the toilet”. Jin wore the biggest smug smile on his face.

- Well… Let’s drink another one to celebrate MY victory!

His bandmates and friends who were still conscious groaned.

- Shut up, brat… You just don’t have a brain – so the alcohol doesn’t affect you! – Ryo was lying on the sofa, sulking.

- You’re a midget… Alcohol spreads all over your body quicker then over mine – big, trained and handsome, - Jin countered.

- Well you’re fat so it’s true…

Jin’s eyes widened.

- I’m not fat!

- God Jin, he just teases you… How long have you known each other? You still can’t get used to it! – Yamapi, the sober one, who had refused to participate because he had to drive their bus, said.

- As I say he doesn’t have a brain…

- Stupid midget!

- Fat orangutan!

Koki returned from the toilet, a little paler then he had been. He slumped on his seat, throwing his head back.

- Well, how’s your mother doing, Koki? At 2 o’clock in the night…

- Huh? What mother? Oh, my mother… She’ just… great… - Koki groaned and closed his eyes tightly. – I’m never drinking with Akanishi again.

- You say it every Friday, baka, - came a response.

Ueda Tatsuya, the other group’s driver, came in sight and sat next to Jin.

- So… What was on the bet, Nishikido? Your guitar? – Ueda licked his lips while penetrating the said man with his gaze.

- Hell no… Maybe your pretty little necklace? – Ryo cracked one eye open to look at his everlasting sex-friend/enemy. Everybody knew but never made it clear to those two; Ryo and Tatsuya were naïve to think that all Japan didn’t know who was fucking who in the closet of the backstage during the break.

Ueda smiled sweetly at him and draw a line with his long finger over the chain on his neck. A little sphere on the end of it rocked slightly.

- Huh… Maybe in the next life… - That time Ryo licked his lips.

- You guys and your mating games, - Jin muttered under his breath.

- What did you say? – Ueda turned his head to him.

- I said… Nothing, - Jin fell silent under the glare from Yamapi.

- So what was the prize, huh? What did I ruin my health for? – Koki raised his head to look at Ryo.

- Oh, I almost forgot. Here, let me explain it… - Ryo immediately became animated at his own great idea. Ueda rolled his eyes. – As I got bored from Bakanishi’s stupid ideas like “who loses, pees in the pool, who wins, gets to eat yakiniku, who loses, runs naked through the hotel’s ground floor” I decided to take the matter into my own hands. Today’s prize isn’t that easy. In fact, you’ll even have to try hard to get it, - Jin frowned at that, - but still it’ll be worth it.

Ryo made a pause to affect his listeners more. Everybody held their breaths.

- You have to seduce and sleep with someone.

Jin burst out laughing, Ueda rolled his eyes, Koki threw his head back on the chair. Yamapi smacked his friend on the head.

- What kind of prize is that?! Are you crazy?

- Seriously, Ryo-chan, think of something better than that. Everyone wants a piece of Akanishi Jin. Why try hard for getting laid? – Jin laughed hard at that. Ueda snorted.

Yamapi groaned. Ryo frowned at Jin, as the other one had just called his brilliant thought bad.

- You’ll have to seduce a man!

Everyone at the table fell silent. Yamapi gaped at Ryo. Ueda didn’t even try to hide his grin. Jin stared at Ryo and blinked. Twice.

- Jin don’t like cock.

- Stop using baby talk on me, stupid. You need to seduce and sleep with a guy, what’s with that? Oh, I see, you’re afraid, because you have never done it, right? Okay, then…

- Hey, wait, man! I didn’t say no, did I? When? Where? – Jin was really not amused with the idea of fucking with some freaky, big, sweaty guy with a beer tummy. Jin suddenly wanted to puke.

- Now, here. He’s over there, at the bar counter. And I think he’s going to leave.

Everybody turned their heads to look at the stranger. Jin shrieked.

- I don’t want to sleep with him! You mean that skinny guy?! With huge ears and big nose?! With black hair?!

- Jin, it’s Nakamaru…

- Oh… Right.

Ryo pointed a bit to the left.

- In the very corner, sulking. Curvy waist, black hair, crooked nose, pouty li…

Jin was already on his way there. Yamapi facepalmed.

- That guy never learns, does he? Oh my god, Ryo, where did you dig out this nerd from? – Extremely amused Ueda asked.

- One of my girlfriends called and said she was invited by that tiresome geek who she hates and didn’t know what to do… I, being a kind man I am, decided to help her. Oh, stop glaring at me, Pi! That guy gets sex with a rockstar, Bakanishi gets his repute of “the first one” back, and we are free from headaches till the next Friday! Everyone is happy!

- Are you serious? – Yamapi shook his head in disbelief.

- And how many girlfriends do you have? – Ueda glared at Ryo.

- Yes, I’m serious and well, quite a number. I’m a rock star, after all.

Ueda sent him a glare full of painful promises.

Yamapi shuddered. He should have taken up those piano’s lessons as he mother had told him when he was little. That would have been safer.

- II -

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